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Offical Woody Complaint Box
On (INSERT DATE) Woody said (INSERT COMMENT) to (ME/MY FRIEND/SOMEONE ELSE) due to (LEAD UP TO INCIDENT) and he made me feel (BRIEF DESCRIPTION). I strongly suggest that he (INSERT PUNISHMENT) until he (POSSIBLE REPARATIONS).

FROM: SUBJECT: BUZZ Jessie, I think we should talk about Peter. BUZZ I think I'm ready. LARXENE Soooooooooo... ALICE Jessie, hi. It's Alice. MAUL I am not good at this sort of thing WILL if i tell people about it, it'll freak them out CHLOE hey it's chloe BUZZ There's a deer come to visit in the garden VENKMAN Strings BUZZ Found my Fluid MAMI A gift BUZZ doggopic.jpeg FERN dude! you and Buzz are dating? that's great BUZZ So...Woody asked me about what we were hiding from him. BUZZ Sorry. I'll be okay. BUZZ --Rex would be a real dinosaur?! THE DOCTOR Hello, this is The Doctor. Is this Jesse?

TO: SUBJECT: BUZZ Hey howdy hey RUBY Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. SANA Howdy there. I um... wanted to apologise for when you last saw me VENKMAN I gotta keep this short because... VENKMAN Hey-howdy-hey. This is your afternoon check-up call... BUZZ I still don't know why we all go so many presents anyway. WOODY Hey. You around? To talk, I mean? BUZZ Mami fucking died

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[yodelling]

[Sorry, she had to get it out of her system. She's cool now. She's cool.]

Anyhoo.
I tend to do my screaming sans pillows anyway.
Though punching them helps sometimes!

All we can do now is be here for him when he's ready to talk about it.
He probably needs to process it.
It's A LOT to take in one sitting.
This'll just take time, is all.

Thanks for not telling him about the badge.

[mrsnesbitt]

You know, I could probably throw together something that can take some punishment.
Balloon full of cornstarch, or something. Double bag it. Draw Lotso's face on it.

...Though if it starts talking then I'm officially checking out.

While I'm not sure if we ever should've kept what happened a secret from him, I know for certain that some things are better left unsaid for now.
If he's going to find out about that, he deserves to hear it because the new Sheriff herself decided to tell him. Not because her dumb spaceman suffered a severe case of verbal slippage.

[he is so close to not even commenting on her CYBERBULLYING.]

I might have a whole one if things get even more complicated.

[yodelling]

Yes please!
I'd very much like to punch something with Lotso's face on it.

Also yeah. I think I'm about done with inanimate objects coming to life now.

[And then they'll go home and in a year there will be KNIFEY.]

Well, the new Sheriff really appreciates her spaceman managing to keep his verbal slippage to a minimum on that one.
I'll... figure out a way to tell him eventually.
Maybe once things have calmed down a little.

[She does it out of love WOW.]

I wouldn't blame you if you did.
This place is a mess and it sure ain't letting up.

[mrsnesbitt]

Noted.
I'll get what we need them come back.

You don't have to tell him at all. I hope you know that's an option.

[yodelling]

A true hero.

I know.
But I don't think I can keep it from him forever.
I hate keeping the secret anyway lying to him and ... everything.
It'd be better to get it out into the open.

[mrsnesbitt]

Of course.
Do whatever you need to. You know I'll support you.

[yodelling]

Thanks. I appreciate it.
I'll work something out eventually.
Just... not just yet.

[Because putting that final piece down would make it real, something she can at least pretend isn't the case in Deerington. But all things must end and she can't go on pretending forever. It really would be better for all of them for it to be out in the open.

She just wants to take her time getting there. ]

Maybe when we get five minutes when things aren't trying to kill us.