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Offical Woody Complaint Box
On (INSERT DATE) Woody said (INSERT COMMENT) to (ME/MY FRIEND/SOMEONE ELSE) due to (LEAD UP TO INCIDENT) and he made me feel (BRIEF DESCRIPTION). I strongly suggest that he (INSERT PUNISHMENT) until he (POSSIBLE REPARATIONS).

FROM: SUBJECT: BUZZ Jessie, I think we should talk about Peter. BUZZ I think I'm ready. LARXENE Soooooooooo... ALICE Jessie, hi. It's Alice. MAUL I am not good at this sort of thing WILL if i tell people about it, it'll freak them out CHLOE hey it's chloe BUZZ There's a deer come to visit in the garden VENKMAN Strings BUZZ Found my Fluid MAMI A gift BUZZ doggopic.jpeg FERN dude! you and Buzz are dating? that's great BUZZ So...Woody asked me about what we were hiding from him. BUZZ Sorry. I'll be okay. BUZZ --Rex would be a real dinosaur?! THE DOCTOR Hello, this is The Doctor. Is this Jesse?

TO: SUBJECT: BUZZ Hey howdy hey RUBY Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. SANA Howdy there. I um... wanted to apologise for when you last saw me VENKMAN I gotta keep this short because... VENKMAN Hey-howdy-hey. This is your afternoon check-up call... BUZZ I still don't know why we all go so many presents anyway. WOODY Hey. You around? To talk, I mean? BUZZ Mami fucking died

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[yodelling]

That's not your fault.

[She's pretty firm on that. This is all this horrible, awful town, and she's just so very, very tired of it. She gives him a gentle squeeze then steps back a little, her hands remaining on his arms.]

How do you feel? I know it makes humans sick.

[Coming back from the dead. But she can't voice that part.]

[mrsnesbitt]

I know. [he just, ya know, still feels bad about it.] I feel... sick. Really sick.

[he grimaces.]

It's a new feeling.

[yodelling]

Is there anything I can do to help? It's... I guess if you were a person I'd offer you water but I guess that won't work.

[Toys aren't supposed to get sick, thanks a lot, Sodder.]

Uhhhh- how about new batteries? Would they help?

[mrsnesbitt]

...I have no idea, at this point. We shouldn't even be physically capable of illness.

[and yet, here he is, feeling like barfing.]

I-- It couldn't hurt to try?

[yodelling]

We shouldn't, but I don't reckon Deerington much cares about that, do you?

[She nods, patting his arm.]

Okay, you sit tight. I'm gonna go raid the kitchen, I'll be right back.

[mrsnesbitt]

As we've well established, [he says with a light sigh. no, he realises that expecting thngs to work the way they should was not a clever thing to do.

and at that, he nods and flops backwards onto his ass, already tired of standing.]

[yodelling]

[She'll leave him to it, heading down to the kitchen with some hasty (and slightly panicked) parkouring to grab some batters and a screwdriver. It's a little longer getting back up, with the items in her arms, but sure enough, soon she returns, looking no less worried.]

Okay, I've got the stuff. You ready?

[Because she knows changing his batteries is always a daunting task for him- for how easy it is for him to lose himself. Neither of them wants that looming over them if they can help it. ]