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[yodelling]

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Offical Woody Complaint Box
On (INSERT DATE) Woody said (INSERT COMMENT) to (ME/MY FRIEND/SOMEONE ELSE) due to (LEAD UP TO INCIDENT) and he made me feel (BRIEF DESCRIPTION). I strongly suggest that he (INSERT PUNISHMENT) until he (POSSIBLE REPARATIONS).

FROM: SUBJECT: BUZZ Jessie, I think we should talk about Peter. BUZZ I think I'm ready. LARXENE Soooooooooo... ALICE Jessie, hi. It's Alice. MAUL I am not good at this sort of thing WILL if i tell people about it, it'll freak them out CHLOE hey it's chloe BUZZ There's a deer come to visit in the garden VENKMAN Strings BUZZ Found my Fluid MAMI A gift BUZZ doggopic.jpeg FERN dude! you and Buzz are dating? that's great BUZZ So...Woody asked me about what we were hiding from him. BUZZ Sorry. I'll be okay. BUZZ --Rex would be a real dinosaur?! THE DOCTOR Hello, this is The Doctor. Is this Jesse?

TO: SUBJECT: BUZZ Hey howdy hey RUBY Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. SANA Howdy there. I um... wanted to apologise for when you last saw me VENKMAN I gotta keep this short because... VENKMAN Hey-howdy-hey. This is your afternoon check-up call... BUZZ I still don't know why we all go so many presents anyway. WOODY Hey. You around? To talk, I mean? BUZZ Mami fucking died

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Comments

[tagartist]

it's the only connection to the modern world we have
i won't give up my memes and gifs for anything
who's trixie

[yodelling]

There is that.
She's one of the toys back home.
A Triceratops.
She REALLY loves the internet.
Memes, gifs, chatrooms, she's got it all down pat.
I'm pretty sure she's got an internet boyfriend, too.
She SAYS he's a toy but I ain't questioning anything beyond that.

[tagartist]

dude she sounds awesome
i knew i felt connected to my dinosaur toys for a reason

[yodelling]

She really is pretty awesome.
The other dinosaur toy I know is a video game geek.
Technically less cool but I guess it depends on how you look at it.
I'd say it's probably weirdly ironic that our dinosaurs are the best at technology.
But honestly, I stopped trying to think about anything concerning my world so much.

[tagartist]

that is a pretty hilarious coincidence
that's a fair stance tho
it sounds pretty wild
but then again before this place any toy talking would've felt wild to me

[yodelling]

That's the impression I'm getting from everyone.
Just shows that if toys are alive where you're from, they're doing their jobs properly.
But then I think about this place.
And we're probably not that high on the weird scale.