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[yodelling]

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Offical Woody Complaint Box
On (INSERT DATE) Woody said (INSERT COMMENT) to (ME/MY FRIEND/SOMEONE ELSE) due to (LEAD UP TO INCIDENT) and he made me feel (BRIEF DESCRIPTION). I strongly suggest that he (INSERT PUNISHMENT) until he (POSSIBLE REPARATIONS).

FROM: SUBJECT: BUZZ Jessie, I think we should talk about Peter. BUZZ I think I'm ready. LARXENE Soooooooooo... ALICE Jessie, hi. It's Alice. MAUL I am not good at this sort of thing WILL if i tell people about it, it'll freak them out CHLOE hey it's chloe BUZZ There's a deer come to visit in the garden VENKMAN Strings BUZZ Found my Fluid MAMI A gift BUZZ doggopic.jpeg FERN dude! you and Buzz are dating? that's great BUZZ So...Woody asked me about what we were hiding from him. BUZZ Sorry. I'll be okay. BUZZ --Rex would be a real dinosaur?! THE DOCTOR Hello, this is The Doctor. Is this Jesse?

TO: SUBJECT: BUZZ Hey howdy hey RUBY Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. SANA Howdy there. I um... wanted to apologise for when you last saw me VENKMAN I gotta keep this short because... VENKMAN Hey-howdy-hey. This is your afternoon check-up call... BUZZ I still don't know why we all go so many presents anyway. WOODY Hey. You around? To talk, I mean? BUZZ Mami fucking died

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[yodelling]

Never thought I'd see so many in a town like this, but I sure ain't complaining.

[You know, Jessie's never really considered any sort of work in this place- because her existence in itself is a Lifelong Career. But oh boy, if this doesn't sound the best thing ever. She sure wouldn't get a chance like this back home, it might be nice to do something other than what she was designed for. She'll never feel bad about the toy life, but this... this is something nice.]

Well, I can't do much heavy lifting what with the whole ten inches tall and weighing about as much as a bunch of grapes thing- but I know a whole lot about horses and riding. Or I suppose Cowgirl Jessie in Woody's Roundup did and as a result, so do I. I reckon I could help out plenty, I'd sure love that a lot.

[Don't question how memories are manufactured, toys don't know either. They just know what they know.]

[dramaquinn]

[ That's some fridge horror shit right there so you know what, she's just gonna not even think about it and move right on!!! ]

You could teach, and you could supervise new staff snd volunteers.

[ Imagine some very tall person being taught how to properly muck a stall by a ten inch tall cowgirl doll. Funny, sure, but also memorable. Who could possibly forget what they're taught in a scenario like that? ]

You're welcome to visit either way. You're better with people than I am. We could use a people person even just hanging out. And Bullseye doesn't need to be boarded, but he can make friends.

[ Oh god, little bullseye making friends with big horses... the stables will be heaven. ]

[yodelling]

[The entire toy story universe is full of fridge horror. Best to just let it lie. Live a better life not knowing, Alice.]

I'd love to do that, I could for sure give them a solid word or two on how to do the work.

[Okay, that gets a chuckle out of her.]

He'd love to meet some real horses, and you bet. I can be your people person for you. Deal with all the peopleing.

[dramaquinn]

[ Amen amen, Jessie. ]

I'll let you know when we're ready to open. Until then, I can stop by with Dusty. You can come ride with us.

[yodelling]

Yes, please! That sounds like one heck of a way to blow away some cobwebs.

[You're her FAVE now, Alice.]