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Offical Woody Complaint Box
On (INSERT DATE) Woody said (INSERT COMMENT) to (ME/MY FRIEND/SOMEONE ELSE) due to (LEAD UP TO INCIDENT) and he made me feel (BRIEF DESCRIPTION). I strongly suggest that he (INSERT PUNISHMENT) until he (POSSIBLE REPARATIONS).

FROM: SUBJECT: BUZZ Jessie, I think we should talk about Peter. BUZZ I think I'm ready. LARXENE Soooooooooo... ALICE Jessie, hi. It's Alice. MAUL I am not good at this sort of thing WILL if i tell people about it, it'll freak them out CHLOE hey it's chloe BUZZ There's a deer come to visit in the garden VENKMAN Strings BUZZ Found my Fluid MAMI A gift BUZZ doggopic.jpeg FERN dude! you and Buzz are dating? that's great BUZZ So...Woody asked me about what we were hiding from him. BUZZ Sorry. I'll be okay. BUZZ --Rex would be a real dinosaur?! THE DOCTOR Hello, this is The Doctor. Is this Jesse?

TO: SUBJECT: BUZZ Hey howdy hey RUBY Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. SANA Howdy there. I um... wanted to apologise for when you last saw me VENKMAN I gotta keep this short because... VENKMAN Hey-howdy-hey. This is your afternoon check-up call... BUZZ I still don't know why we all go so many presents anyway. WOODY Hey. You around? To talk, I mean? BUZZ Mami fucking died

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[yodelling]

...Well, that's exactly the right way you need to put it.

[Wow, that's... that's a whole lot right there. ]

I was kinda with you at the start there. So you had your emotions ripped out of you and you became... something else? This... nobody thing? And that's why you were the way you've been for a while here?

[Okay, okay. That... weirdly makes sense. She's lost around the ADAM stuff but- wait.]

He ripped his arm off?!!

[Oh. Oh boy that'll be a fucking conversation later, Mr Lightyear.]

I'm still a mite confused. So who are you now? And... are you planning on causing us any trouble?

...And yeah, I have no dang clue what you're talking about. There's plenty of other us-es, merchandised toys and all. Though don't reckon there's many of me or Woody left.

[trancheuse]

Uhhh... yeah, close. Close enough, really. I'm a Nobody right now. So. Elrena's me before I became me. Larxene's the Me now. When I died back home, me and Elrena got put back together, but it's just me and not her. So I still remember both of my times. As her, and as me.

So... I'm a Nobody, only I can feel shit now. It's really fucking annoying too, I might add. I 'get' why I did it in the first place. You have no idea how liberating it is to not give a shit about things.

[She snorted and laughed.]

It was some sort of deal with strings. Thought he could detach it I guess. Didn't work. it's back on obviously. You're toys, after all.

[She snickered a bit and shrugged.]

I'm Larxene. I'm still pretty much an asshole, but... I guess I have enough conscience to know better than to overdo it? And no, no plans to go getting into a fight with children's toys, and hell... if you need help, I'm around I guess, but you probably have better people for that.

As for "Other You" it's an "Other World" thing. Kind of like how there's two Peter Parkers running around. I'm pretty dead sure you guys aren't the "You" from my world. You definitely would have known Sora.

[yodelling]

...That sounds mite confusing. I don't reckon I'm going to understand any of that any time soon. But I guess none of that matters to me anyhow. What matters to me is who you want to be now. The sort of person you want to be. You want to be better? Prove it, in how you live here now.

[Jessie would much rather rant and rave at her and tell her to go talk a long walk off a short pier. But she's been feeling the weight of that badge Woody put on her in recent months- even more so since he left for home and came back, knowing this was their last rodeo together. She figures she should probably be more measured here. ]

...I'm gonna have to have a word about the arm thing. And sorry, don't recognise that name, so probably not. Wild to think about, though.

[trancheuse]

I mean... ya don't have to. I was in horrendous pain because of the ADAM and he'd been dealing with it for weeks. I think he just wanted it to stop, so I really don't blame him, even if I totally wanted to give him a good shake when it happened.

[Siiiiiigh]

Yeah, wild. More of me running around, hah. that's a funny thought. Whatever. So, I get it. Speak with Actions, not Words. Gimme a call if you got questions or need something. I mean, unless you've got them right now.

[yodelling]

Right. So this was more of you guys and... whatever it is that's going on between you.

[Buzz is usually pretty chill, but even he has buttons (not even his literal ones!) and when they get pressed, he can be pretty stubborn. But then, so can she. ]

I think I got a lot to think about right now. But we'll see, with you. I'm withholding judgement a while, which is about the best I can give right now.

[trancheuse]

Uh... do you remember weird magic threads between people, when we were underwater? Cause they made it so we felt each other's pain, and I was in pain constantly. He was trying to break the connection.

You know, by breaking the connection. Ow.

[A nod.]

Look. this went better than I expected, so... uh... thanks. For at least letting me apologize. If it never patches up, I'm... ok with that. It's not like I've done anything to earn trust here, haha. Noooo no sireee.

[yodelling]

Yeah, I remember those things. That explains it. Lord knows he has to find the most extreme way of doing anything.

[Buzz, please, why do you have to be so damn extra all the time.]

I'm trying to be a little less on the angry side. We'll see where this goes. Thanks for providing an explanation and apologising. That goes a long way.

[trancheuse]

Yeah, I think that's all that needs to be said right now. I'll see you around. Give me a call if you need.