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Offical Woody Complaint Box
On (INSERT DATE) Woody said (INSERT COMMENT) to (ME/MY FRIEND/SOMEONE ELSE) due to (LEAD UP TO INCIDENT) and he made me feel (BRIEF DESCRIPTION). I strongly suggest that he (INSERT PUNISHMENT) until he (POSSIBLE REPARATIONS).

FROM: SUBJECT: BUZZ Jessie, I think we should talk about Peter. BUZZ I think I'm ready. LARXENE Soooooooooo... ALICE Jessie, hi. It's Alice. MAUL I am not good at this sort of thing WILL if i tell people about it, it'll freak them out CHLOE hey it's chloe BUZZ There's a deer come to visit in the garden VENKMAN Strings BUZZ Found my Fluid MAMI A gift BUZZ doggopic.jpeg FERN dude! you and Buzz are dating? that's great BUZZ So...Woody asked me about what we were hiding from him. BUZZ Sorry. I'll be okay. BUZZ --Rex would be a real dinosaur?! THE DOCTOR Hello, this is The Doctor. Is this Jesse?

TO: SUBJECT: BUZZ Hey howdy hey RUBY Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. SANA Howdy there. I um... wanted to apologise for when you last saw me VENKMAN I gotta keep this short because... VENKMAN Hey-howdy-hey. This is your afternoon check-up call... BUZZ I still don't know why we all go so many presents anyway. WOODY Hey. You around? To talk, I mean? BUZZ Mami fucking died

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Comments

[mrsnesbitt]

[WHAT AN INCREDIBLE REVELATION!!]

That's the important thing. [and seeing as they're on the same track:] ...Heh. I hope the ones Woody got were taken directly from the Chicken Man's clutches.

[because... fuck that guy, honestly.]

That's a good point. Well... Andy and Bonnie both loved you guys. I'm sure they would've thoroughly enjoyed your show.

[yodelling]

Heck yeah! [Jessie that was really loud and the others are trying to sleep.] I hope everything we got here from the show was his. I hope he just keeps waking up to find his stuff slowly vanishing away. And I hope he cries about it.

[Does Jessie have some unresolved anger issues towards the guy who kept her in a cardboard box for decades and gave her piles of emotional trauma she'll never heal from? Well. Yeah. Probably. Fuck that guy. ]

Awww, thanks. It's probably still got some good stuff going for it. You know, no bells or whistles or nothing, but still worth watching.

[mrsnesbitt]

[he snorts, laughing at the idea. eat shit, al! you suck! how could you not know your toys are sentient and put them through something that would scar them because of said sentience!

well, that and the theft. stealing a child's toy from his mother was definitely a thing he did. gross.

buzz has the grossest grin on his face when he continues.] Maybe I'm biased but... it has you in it, doesn't it?

[yodelling]

[Al is the worst human being that ever existed and she hopes his life is a miserable waste now. Maybe they put him in Japan Jail for showing up to a museum with exactly none of the dolls he'd promised them.

That is for sure the grossest grin, but Jessie wasn't expecting the compliment, and it was a pretty dang good one for a change. She lets out a soft 'heh', running a hand through her hair, a stupid doofy smile crossing her lips. Congrats, Buzz, you got a full doki out of her cynical old heart. ]

Well~ There is that going for it, I guess.

[mrsnesbitt]

And the critters.

[woody? don't know him. buzz hopes he can hear this. fucker. get owned.]

[yodelling]

And Bullseye, don't forget Bullseye!

[SUCK IT, WOODY :D]