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Offical Woody Complaint Box
On (INSERT DATE) Woody said (INSERT COMMENT) to (ME/MY FRIEND/SOMEONE ELSE) due to (LEAD UP TO INCIDENT) and he made me feel (BRIEF DESCRIPTION). I strongly suggest that he (INSERT PUNISHMENT) until he (POSSIBLE REPARATIONS).

FROM: SUBJECT: BUZZ Jessie, I think we should talk about Peter. BUZZ I think I'm ready. LARXENE Soooooooooo... ALICE Jessie, hi. It's Alice. MAUL I am not good at this sort of thing WILL if i tell people about it, it'll freak them out CHLOE hey it's chloe BUZZ There's a deer come to visit in the garden VENKMAN Strings BUZZ Found my Fluid MAMI A gift BUZZ doggopic.jpeg FERN dude! you and Buzz are dating? that's great BUZZ So...Woody asked me about what we were hiding from him. BUZZ Sorry. I'll be okay. BUZZ --Rex would be a real dinosaur?! THE DOCTOR Hello, this is The Doctor. Is this Jesse?

TO: SUBJECT: BUZZ Hey howdy hey RUBY Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. SANA Howdy there. I um... wanted to apologise for when you last saw me VENKMAN I gotta keep this short because... VENKMAN Hey-howdy-hey. This is your afternoon check-up call... BUZZ I still don't know why we all go so many presents anyway. WOODY Hey. You around? To talk, I mean? BUZZ Mami fucking died

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Delivered on Christmas

[cashe]

[ Delivered in a rather large wooden box is two perfectly crafted mechanical horses. There are instructions and riding gear that should fit she and Woody (or whoever she choose to share the other with) perfectly. Attached is a note:

Dear Jessie,

While I've been having trouble figuring out how to put the power of weapons into miniature form, I figured in the mean time you should have a better way to outrun those who would do you harm. Had them designed by brilliant minds and they are fast. You can also use them to just go out for a ride, cause Lord knows a cowgirl needs the wind in the her hair. You let me know if you need any help with them.

Merry Christmas to you and yours,

Ashe ]

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[yodelling]

[Holy shit horses that don't have the chances to die horribly. She's gonna treasure them forever!! She'll send a message to Ashe, because this is important!!!]

Thanking you kindly for the horses! Bullseye doesn't get why they ain't alive, but he sure likes other horses to hang around with. Between them and Bo's sheep, we've got a real range starting up!

[cashe]

Glad they've got a good home. I hope they will be of good use to your crew. I think starting a range sounds like a fabulous idea.

[yodelling]

Oh you better believe they will. We'll love having them around. Right? Sounds about as perfect a life as you can get.

Discounting all the horror and monsters anyway.

[cashe]

Well keep me posted on how it goes, I'll be interested to hear how your little farm is doing.

[yodelling]

Will do!

I wish I had something for you, but I honestly never thought about it. Toys usually ARE presents, we don't really give 'em out.