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[yodelling]

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Offical Woody Complaint Box
On (INSERT DATE) Woody said (INSERT COMMENT) to (ME/MY FRIEND/SOMEONE ELSE) due to (LEAD UP TO INCIDENT) and he made me feel (BRIEF DESCRIPTION). I strongly suggest that he (INSERT PUNISHMENT) until he (POSSIBLE REPARATIONS).

FROM: SUBJECT: BUZZ Jessie, I think we should talk about Peter. BUZZ I think I'm ready. LARXENE Soooooooooo... ALICE Jessie, hi. It's Alice. MAUL I am not good at this sort of thing WILL if i tell people about it, it'll freak them out CHLOE hey it's chloe BUZZ There's a deer come to visit in the garden VENKMAN Strings BUZZ Found my Fluid MAMI A gift BUZZ doggopic.jpeg FERN dude! you and Buzz are dating? that's great BUZZ So...Woody asked me about what we were hiding from him. BUZZ Sorry. I'll be okay. BUZZ --Rex would be a real dinosaur?! THE DOCTOR Hello, this is The Doctor. Is this Jesse?

TO: SUBJECT: BUZZ Hey howdy hey RUBY Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. SANA Howdy there. I um... wanted to apologise for when you last saw me VENKMAN I gotta keep this short because... VENKMAN Hey-howdy-hey. This is your afternoon check-up call... BUZZ I still don't know why we all go so many presents anyway. WOODY Hey. You around? To talk, I mean? BUZZ Mami fucking died

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Comments

[mrsnesbitt]

[he's not bothered by it. buzz is the prettiest princess ever, thank you.]

You have to think of the person you want to talk to, then it opens up the line of communication. I think.

[...wait what does he think of? what if he thinks of something embarrassing. this was the worst idea ever.

he thinks of the roundup show theme song a little too excitedly.]

[yodelling]

[Damn right he is!!!!]

Okay, that sounds... simple enough.

[She scrunches her face up, almost comically, as she tries to think about Buzz- not exactly a hard stretch, Buzz-thoughts have a whole chunk of her mind's real estate booked up already.

After a moment, a laugh bubbles out of her.]

I never knew you loved the song that much.

[mrsnesbitt]

It-- it's catchy. It was made to be catchy. Do you know how long I had my own theme stuck in my head when I first saw the show on Andy's tv?

[if she's still connected, his thoughts shift a little. it is clearly not intentional: don't think about butts don't think about butts don't think about butts why did i have to bring that up don't think about butts don't think about butts don't think about butts]

[yodelling]

Well, it was made to sell cereal. I guess it was supposed to be catchy. It gets in your head while you're buying groceries, I bet.

[Not that they buy groceries ever, but she bets that's what it's like.]

Your song was pretty- [she pauses, raising one amused eyebrow skywards] oh, so I'm not allowed to think about butts, but you are?

[mrsnesbitt]

[loud enough that anyone nearby can definitely hear him:] I'm not thinking about butts!

[yodelling]

[She laughs, like the supporting wife she is, of course.]

You are absolutely thinking about butts.

[mrsnesbitt]

I'm no longer dignifying this conversation with my attention. We have bigger things to be concerned with.

[he turns on his heel in a huff, then picks up her nope blanket and throws it over himself. bye.]

[yodelling]

[She watches him retreat into the nope blanket, giggling happily. Thanks, Buzz, you've made her day.]

You can't stay in there forever. I still have your fancy hat~