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[yodelling]

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Offical Woody Complaint Box
On (INSERT DATE) Woody said (INSERT COMMENT) to (ME/MY FRIEND/SOMEONE ELSE) due to (LEAD UP TO INCIDENT) and he made me feel (BRIEF DESCRIPTION). I strongly suggest that he (INSERT PUNISHMENT) until he (POSSIBLE REPARATIONS).

FROM: SUBJECT: BUZZ Jessie, I think we should talk about Peter. BUZZ I think I'm ready. LARXENE Soooooooooo... ALICE Jessie, hi. It's Alice. MAUL I am not good at this sort of thing WILL if i tell people about it, it'll freak them out CHLOE hey it's chloe BUZZ There's a deer come to visit in the garden VENKMAN Strings BUZZ Found my Fluid MAMI A gift BUZZ doggopic.jpeg FERN dude! you and Buzz are dating? that's great BUZZ So...Woody asked me about what we were hiding from him. BUZZ Sorry. I'll be okay. BUZZ --Rex would be a real dinosaur?! THE DOCTOR Hello, this is The Doctor. Is this Jesse?

TO: SUBJECT: BUZZ Hey howdy hey RUBY Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. SANA Howdy there. I um... wanted to apologise for when you last saw me VENKMAN I gotta keep this short because... VENKMAN Hey-howdy-hey. This is your afternoon check-up call... BUZZ I still don't know why we all go so many presents anyway. WOODY Hey. You around? To talk, I mean? BUZZ Mami fucking died

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Text un: bazooka jane

[yodelling]

Howdy.
Yeah, I remember you.
Thanks again for your help.
You really got me out of a situation there.

It's okay.
I've heard worse ways, you're good :)

I appreciate you checking in on me.
I'm doing as good as I can.
Been dealing with more of the effects from Rapture which hasn't been fun.
But I'll live.
How about you?

[tagartist]

no problem
like seriously it was probably the easiest save i've done here

that place was wild man
i'm glad you got out okay tho
i'd be better if the townspeople stopped going all Jonestown on us
but i guess it's asking too much for this place to be normal for even two weeks

[yodelling]

I'm pretty sure this place hasn't got a clue what normal even looks like.
All we can do is try and roll with it and hope it doesn't damage us too much.
Not liking the townspeople right now.
You're right, I'm waiting for them to bring out the Kool-Aid.
Probably where this is all gonna end up.

[tagartist]

the number of creepy religious cults i wanted in my life was hovering right around zero but this place always like to fill voids that don't exist

i think it's reaching a point where i'm just like

[yodelling]

That's true.
I'm not interested in what they're selling at all.
And yet they keep selling it.

HAH.
That's clever.
Didn't know there were gifs on this thing.
Trixie'd about lose her mind over that.

[tagartist]

it's the only connection to the modern world we have
i won't give up my memes and gifs for anything
who's trixie

[yodelling]

There is that.
She's one of the toys back home.
A Triceratops.
She REALLY loves the internet.
Memes, gifs, chatrooms, she's got it all down pat.
I'm pretty sure she's got an internet boyfriend, too.
She SAYS he's a toy but I ain't questioning anything beyond that.

[tagartist]

dude she sounds awesome
i knew i felt connected to my dinosaur toys for a reason

[yodelling]

She really is pretty awesome.
The other dinosaur toy I know is a video game geek.
Technically less cool but I guess it depends on how you look at it.
I'd say it's probably weirdly ironic that our dinosaurs are the best at technology.
But honestly, I stopped trying to think about anything concerning my world so much.

[tagartist]

that is a pretty hilarious coincidence
that's a fair stance tho
it sounds pretty wild
but then again before this place any toy talking would've felt wild to me

[yodelling]

That's the impression I'm getting from everyone.
Just shows that if toys are alive where you're from, they're doing their jobs properly.
But then I think about this place.
And we're probably not that high on the weird scale.