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Offical Woody Complaint Box
On (INSERT DATE) Woody said (INSERT COMMENT) to (ME/MY FRIEND/SOMEONE ELSE) due to (LEAD UP TO INCIDENT) and he made me feel (BRIEF DESCRIPTION). I strongly suggest that he (INSERT PUNISHMENT) until he (POSSIBLE REPARATIONS).

FROM: SUBJECT: BUZZ Jessie, I think we should talk about Peter. BUZZ I think I'm ready. LARXENE Soooooooooo... ALICE Jessie, hi. It's Alice. MAUL I am not good at this sort of thing WILL if i tell people about it, it'll freak them out CHLOE hey it's chloe BUZZ There's a deer come to visit in the garden VENKMAN Strings BUZZ Found my Fluid MAMI A gift BUZZ doggopic.jpeg FERN dude! you and Buzz are dating? that's great BUZZ So...Woody asked me about what we were hiding from him. BUZZ Sorry. I'll be okay. BUZZ --Rex would be a real dinosaur?! THE DOCTOR Hello, this is The Doctor. Is this Jesse?

TO: SUBJECT: BUZZ Hey howdy hey RUBY Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. SANA Howdy there. I um... wanted to apologise for when you last saw me VENKMAN I gotta keep this short because... VENKMAN Hey-howdy-hey. This is your afternoon check-up call... BUZZ I still don't know why we all go so many presents anyway. WOODY Hey. You around? To talk, I mean? BUZZ Mami fucking died

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[mrsnesbitt]

[a look crosses his expression for half a second. without worrying about anyone listening, huh...

...

...anyway...]

Why lorries?

[yodelling]

[Look, Jessie is naturally distrustful. If she can keep a long-distance conversation completely private, she will do it. ]

It was the first thing that came to mind. It was that or your butt and you get weirdy touchy about that.

1/3

[mrsnesbitt]

On a public profile! Thinking of my rear end-- I'll think of your rear end!

[...]

[mrsnesbitt]

[.................WHY DID HE JUST SAY THAT]

[mrsnesbitt]

...Well, it obviously works. That's good.

[he pulls it off again and looks at the design.]

I wish it would match my colours better...

[yodelling]

I'm not the one with a picture of my butt on my public profile. Just sayin' And you can think about whatever you like.

[Buzz don't play Flirt Chicken with her, you will never win. ]

I guess they really lean heavy on the deer motif here.

[mrsnesbitt]

I did not consent to have my rear end posted on that profile! I can't delete it!

[he will never say butt. never.]

I can't imagine why. We'll use this as back up-- I'll let any of you guys use it if you need. And... no, I don't want to know how much Woody laughs when he sees it.

[yodelling]

I don't reckon the Fluid cares all that much if you gave consent or not.

[Still, it IS a useful piece of kit, ridiculous as it looks and all talk of butts set aside.]

Oh, he's gonna laugh a lot, no doubt about that one. But least it's something we can use.

[mrsnesbitt]

I know it doesn't. That's my entire problem with it, Jessie. It almost completely reveals that I'm a toy! I don't want people to know that before I feel comfortable telling them!

[he is so very indignantly angry about it. buzz's face kind of takes on that pouty expression it does when if he had the capability to blush, his face would be beet-red.]

He won't look as good in it as I do, [he says, pushing it up so it's sitting on his head properly. it is just as ridiculous.]

[yodelling]

Well, there is that. Maybe you'll be lucky and not everyone will go looking at your fake dating profile.

[She can tell. In her heart of hearts, she sees the blush. She snorts softly.]

Oh no You definitely pull off the look better than anyone.

[mrsnesbitt]

I already don't want that. I'm not even... ugh, I'm not even on the market, as they say.

[who says that, buzz? stop watching so much tv. he pulls it off and hands it to her.]

Want a try?

[yodelling]

Wow. That's sure one way of putting it. Thanks for the romance.

[She says it in the same tone would use to say 'thanks for putting the trash out'. It's okay, Buzz, she really does love you just the way you are.

She takes the hat, turning it in her hands for a moment, appraising it. She takes off her own hat, seamlessly plopping it onto Buzz's head. Guard it with your life, Space Ranger. ]

Sure, why not.

[And she will put the adorable deer hat on.]

[mrsnesbitt]

I thought that's how you're supposed to-- oof!

[isn't it incredible how he's a whole ass 13 years old but still somehow manages to act like he's older than jessie when it comes to how Kids These Days speak? you'd think he'd learn.

her hat flops forward on his head, covering his eyes and he flails his arms for a moment in surprise as he takes it off, clicks up his helmet, then puts it back on. her hat balances so much better on his helmet instead of his tiny bean head.]

You look-- [a beat.] Don't get mad when I say you look cute. Because you do. Utterly adorable. Like an actual princess of the prarie.

[yodelling]

[Lucky for him, she's not in intense rage mode, so she finds the comment more flattering than flattening. She chuckles, partly for the sight of him wearing her giant-ass hat on top of his helmet, part for the comment. She tips the deer hat like she would her cowgirl hat- it probably doesn't have the safe effect, but she does what she wants. ]

Right back atcha.

[Did she just call him a princess? Probably.]

So. How does this thing work?

[mrsnesbitt]

[he's not bothered by it. buzz is the prettiest princess ever, thank you.]

You have to think of the person you want to talk to, then it opens up the line of communication. I think.

[...wait what does he think of? what if he thinks of something embarrassing. this was the worst idea ever.

he thinks of the roundup show theme song a little too excitedly.]

[yodelling]

[Damn right he is!!!!]

Okay, that sounds... simple enough.

[She scrunches her face up, almost comically, as she tries to think about Buzz- not exactly a hard stretch, Buzz-thoughts have a whole chunk of her mind's real estate booked up already.

After a moment, a laugh bubbles out of her.]

I never knew you loved the song that much.

[mrsnesbitt]

It-- it's catchy. It was made to be catchy. Do you know how long I had my own theme stuck in my head when I first saw the show on Andy's tv?

[if she's still connected, his thoughts shift a little. it is clearly not intentional: don't think about butts don't think about butts don't think about butts why did i have to bring that up don't think about butts don't think about butts don't think about butts]

[yodelling]

Well, it was made to sell cereal. I guess it was supposed to be catchy. It gets in your head while you're buying groceries, I bet.

[Not that they buy groceries ever, but she bets that's what it's like.]

Your song was pretty- [she pauses, raising one amused eyebrow skywards] oh, so I'm not allowed to think about butts, but you are?

[mrsnesbitt]

[loud enough that anyone nearby can definitely hear him:] I'm not thinking about butts!

[yodelling]

[She laughs, like the supporting wife she is, of course.]

You are absolutely thinking about butts.

[mrsnesbitt]

I'm no longer dignifying this conversation with my attention. We have bigger things to be concerned with.

[he turns on his heel in a huff, then picks up her nope blanket and throws it over himself. bye.]

[yodelling]

[She watches him retreat into the nope blanket, giggling happily. Thanks, Buzz, you've made her day.]

You can't stay in there forever. I still have your fancy hat~