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Offical Woody Complaint Box
On (INSERT DATE) Woody said (INSERT COMMENT) to (ME/MY FRIEND/SOMEONE ELSE) due to (LEAD UP TO INCIDENT) and he made me feel (BRIEF DESCRIPTION). I strongly suggest that he (INSERT PUNISHMENT) until he (POSSIBLE REPARATIONS).

FROM: SUBJECT: BUZZ Jessie, I think we should talk about Peter. BUZZ I think I'm ready. LARXENE Soooooooooo... ALICE Jessie, hi. It's Alice. MAUL I am not good at this sort of thing WILL if i tell people about it, it'll freak them out CHLOE hey it's chloe BUZZ There's a deer come to visit in the garden VENKMAN Strings BUZZ Found my Fluid MAMI A gift BUZZ doggopic.jpeg FERN dude! you and Buzz are dating? that's great BUZZ So...Woody asked me about what we were hiding from him. BUZZ Sorry. I'll be okay. BUZZ --Rex would be a real dinosaur?! THE DOCTOR Hello, this is The Doctor. Is this Jesse?

TO: SUBJECT: BUZZ Hey howdy hey RUBY Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. SANA Howdy there. I um... wanted to apologise for when you last saw me VENKMAN I gotta keep this short because... VENKMAN Hey-howdy-hey. This is your afternoon check-up call... BUZZ I still don't know why we all go so many presents anyway. WOODY Hey. You around? To talk, I mean? BUZZ Mami fucking died

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[mrsnesbitt]

Found my Fluid; I can type in English which is what I suspected based on how it was working out in my head.
Also, I got a gift from Sodder. Can I try it on you?

[...]

It's not dangerous or anything. I think it'll help.

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[yodelling]

Hey you found it! Good job :)
I got something from her, too.
So we might as well see what we've got.
Who knows how much we might need them soon.

Re: text

[mrsnesbitt]

Really? That's oddly comforting to know.
Where are you? I wandered away from base for a few minutes. Sorry.
I'm fine. I just saw something I wanted to check out.

[yodelling]

Maybe she's trying to look out for us after last month.

[After dealing with THAT hellscape, she's glad to have a little gift for all her troubles.]

I'm heading back after checking up on Will.
You know you can wander, right? You're not stuck here,
Was it anything good?

[She's guessing PROBABLY NOT.]

[mrsnesbitt]

Maybe.

Not really, no. Just a rat.
How's Will?

[yodelling]

Oh.
Was it okay?
Did it look hurt or hungry or need a scratch behind the ears?

[Jessie there are more important things here than if the animals need each scritches or food. Get a grip.]

He's... doing better.
Not great.
But he's getting there.

[mrsnesbitt]

[it was dead, but...]

It was fine. It just knocked something over and spooked me; I thought one of the people that live here had found our base.

That's something. Is there anything I can do to help?

[yodelling]

[NEVER TELL HER.]

Lucky for us it was just a rat then.
Last thing we need is any of those guys finding us.

Well, I'm sure he'd appreciate a visit sometime.
Pretty sure he thinks you're really cool.

[mrsnesbitt]

I've already found ten other places we can stay if we need to.
Mami will help, too.

Yeah?
I know a lot happened. I can come with you next time you go.

[yodelling]

Ten already?
Wow, look at you go.
Colour me impressed.
...How's she doing? Mami?

I'm sure he'd like that a lot.
Me too.

[mrsnesbitt]

I'd have to quad-check some of them but it's not particularly hard.
We are small.

[yeah, like she doesn't know that, buzz...]

Alright, I think.
I've been trying to make sure Bebe found her, but I haven't managed to contact either of them just yet.

It's a date, then. [SEE HOW CONFIDENTLY HE SAYS THAT WITHOUT SCREAMING]

[yodelling]

Buzz.
I think one check is enough.
Maybe two at most.


[Honey, it's okay, you can unclench sometimes.]

All we can do is keep our ears and eyes open.

Weird date but okay, Space Ranger.

[He's typing he can still be screaming!]

[mrsnesbitt]

And then another two checks, yes.

[unclench? don't know her.]

Are you almost back?

[yodelling]

Because things might have changed after the second check?

Sure, just a couple minutes away.
Be there before you know it :)

[She's comin!]

1/2

[mrsnesbitt]

Yes?

[mrsnesbitt]

[but more importantly: WIFE APPROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's there to greet her when she gets to their base, immediately checking her over for any damage. he's almost forgot about what he wanted to show her!]

Are you okay? Do you need anything? [barkbarkbarkbarkbark]

[yodelling]

[He is a good husband, truly he is. She's fine, no injuries- her blanket is strapped to her back- she was giving Will some emotional TLC and the blanket helps. She chuckles, reaching out to pat his shoulder. There there, bucko. ]

I'm fine. Honestly. I'm- keeping busy is helping.

[If she doesn't rest enough to think about the fact they're in a goldfish bowl then she's winning, right?]

[mrsnesbitt]

I--yeah. Es todo lo que podemos hacer.

[ugh, whatever, wires! the gist is clear; he agrees. he doesn't like it, but he's pretty sure it's what they're all doing.]

Where did you get the blanket?

[yodelling]

[It's better than the alternative, to be sure. She wants to keep a minimum of one mental breakdown every few months, please.]

Sodder. I just found it with a little note attached. [She pulls it off her back.] Okay, keep still!

[She tosses the blanket over him, and he can instantly feel any of his worries dissolve away- swallowed in a wave of calm. Magical.]

[mrsnesbitt]

Wh-- oh!

[it's probably kind of funny how he immediately chills out. how strange! he likes this.]

Oh.

[yodelling]

[Jessie's grin widens as she folds her arms, leaning back on her heels.]

Pretty great, right? I think it makes you invisible to enemies, too- but not folk out to help you.

[mrsnesbitt]

[he just kind of... flops forward... onto his front... from the sheer weight of RELIEF.]

My thing isn't as neat as this, but I like it.

[yodelling]

[You enjoy that, hon. You have a good rest.]

What does your thing do, anyway? Now you got me curious.

[mrsnesbitt]

It, uh... [gosh, it's hard to think under all this sudden... lack of stress.] a hat.

[okay.]

It lets me have brain thoughts. [...] Read brain thoughts. Telepathy! That's it.

[it takes some considerable willpower to force himself to his feet, slipping out from the blanket to pull out the little deer themed bonnet. it is tiny. it is adorable.]

I have to put it on.

[yodelling]

[Despite all the stress of the last month and the ever-present stress of the current month, Jessie snickers softly. The hat is adorable.]

So you can read my brain thoughts with it? That's pretty brave territory to step into, Space Ranger.

[SHE doesn't like living in her own head, she doubts anyone else would.]